I don’t care what you say. Liam Payne is too adorably sweet and funny to dislike.
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pppperfect boy.
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Anonymous asked: Hi, have you seen this gif floating around where harry says he's not a slut, he can count how many people he's slept with on one hand and then theres another gif of zayn saying yeah if you had a calculator? I am trying to find the video where it happens and I can't find it!
No I’m so sorry :(

One Direction ringtone.
“Hi! We’re One Direction!”
H: “Someone’s calling you! Answer your phone, unless you don’t like them, and then you can just pretend that you didn’t hear me…Which I would never do to anyone because that would be mean…Unless they smell.”
Louis: “woah! You’re popular! someone’s calling you, pick up your phone! C’mon, I’m a busy guy. I can’t hang around inside your phone during ringtones all day. Answer it!”
N: “Ye’ gotta help me, I’m stuck inside your phone! Answer it to set me free! Hurry! It’s stuffy in here!”
Liam: “You’re annoying everybody now, answer your phone. Pick up the pho- Pick up the..Pick it up! Um, Pick it up now! get it!
Z: “this is the most annoying ringtone ever.”
all: louisvashappeningwhoowoahanswerringingvashappnen
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I’ve noticed a lot of people speed up 1D songs, but I haven’t come across any slowed down versions. Now I know why. It is terrifying.
I’ve got tears in my eyes, I can’t stop laughing
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85,035 playsIf Harry’s nipples produced milk he could feed all of the members of One Direction at once.
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